Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Randomize
