dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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