Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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