Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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