your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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