New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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