Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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