she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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