: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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