I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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