is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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