I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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