dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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