I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We have so much sex to catch up on
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
