So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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