WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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