Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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