Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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