I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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