respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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