I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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