Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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