Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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