He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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