5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Come share oat with me in your robe
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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