what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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