We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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