theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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