why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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