I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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