Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
