I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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