Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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