Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
