new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Princesses don't give blow jobs
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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