yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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