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my mouth tastes like poor choices
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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