Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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