how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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