apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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