i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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