once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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