He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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