u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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