My nipple is on Facebook.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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