I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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