Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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