I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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