we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The best revenge is premature balding
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
why do cheetos always look like penises
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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