Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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