Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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