My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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