oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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