quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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