I'm lost and stupid without you.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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