ugly people sure do ruin things
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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