I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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