Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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